Contrary to what some people might believe, the King of Sideburns has been sited numerous times by simple folk across the country. These sitings are not locations of major attraction such as Six Flags, Walt Dinsey World, or even the Hard Rock Cafe. No, the King of Swing chooses to be seen in a little diner in Kansas (1), at the world's largest ball of twine (2), and at a little girls birthday party (3).
The author of this document is Brian Waldron.